Nevermind the Bollocks
Enjoy.

staying extra late at work to avoid my husband on his bday

benjiecon:

you have my attention
boli-te-guza:

hotsugar:

whiteteen:
Salvador Dali drawing a penis on the forehead of a woman and signing it with Picasso’s signature

niggasandcomputers:

Moisturized is one of the most attractive things you can be.

(via setitoffandletitburn)

usbdongle:

the next time youre watching Evangelion remember that robin williams has seen it too. whatever you are seeing, robin williams has seen. shinji grabbing rei’s boob and yelling about it? he saw it. he saw it all

(via death-pup)

ironicdavestrider:

You know if Arizonans actually had proper sex education maybe this wouldn’t have happened.